Ruin my wish

[ValonTheTalon]

Grant and ruin the above poster's wish!

EX: I wish I was a girl

reply: Granted, but you had love with a guy
I wish I was money

and so on XD

I wish monkies could fly
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HOLY CRAP UNLESS YOU HAD SWISS CHEESE!

[masskiller]

Granted, but you would be the first poop target

I wish I was a ruler with great power in the whole world
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My heart has broken and my soul has frozen, death becomes life in the realm of twisted minds, and my darkness turns to light
in the eternal silence of my mind.

Life burns with a fire of repressed anger, blood runs through a broken fist, I am no longer myself between sanity and insanity

[ValonTheTalon]

Granted but now you are the target of near 5 million assassinators.

I wish that toilets can wipe your butt for you
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HOLY CRAP UNLESS YOU HAD SWISS CHEESE!

[masskiller]

Granted, but you would be left half clean

I wish to have a super computer
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My heart has broken and my soul has frozen, death becomes life in the realm of twisted minds, and my darkness turns to light
in the eternal silence of my mind.

Life burns with a fire of repressed anger, blood runs through a broken fist, I am no longer myself between sanity and insanity

[ValonTheTalon]

granted but the super computer has its own mind and doesn't obey your commands xD

I wish I have infinite blueberries to eat
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HOLY CRAP UNLESS YOU HAD SWISS CHEESE!

[masskiller]

Granted, but the side effects would be... ehh, well

I wish that Tilanus wasn´t about to send this thread to it´s doom
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My heart has broken and my soul has frozen, death becomes life in the realm of twisted minds, and my darkness turns to light
in the eternal silence of my mind.

Life burns with a fire of repressed anger, blood runs through a broken fist, I am no longer myself between sanity and insanity

[Tilanus Commodor]

granted, but I will keep an eye on this!

I wish I was stupid
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»Join us!«

The Ancient Age and Napoleonic Era are always looking for new members.
We're looking for ambitious, motivated and reliable people, who share our passion for history and creative work.

Examples of your work are not only greatly appreciated, but also needed to get an impression of your abilities.

[masskiller]

granted, but you would have a smart counterpart

I wish to be the best Guitar player in a blink of an eye
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My heart has broken and my soul has frozen, death becomes life in the realm of twisted minds, and my darkness turns to light
in the eternal silence of my mind.

Life burns with a fire of repressed anger, blood runs through a broken fist, I am no longer myself between sanity and insanity

[ValonTheTalon]

Granted but now you have fangirls all over the world that stalks you every night and day

I wish I can finish my mod :O
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HOLY CRAP UNLESS YOU HAD SWISS CHEESE!

[masskiller]

Granted, but a curse is put upon you until you delete it from every computer where you installed it

I wish to have the fastest internet connection
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My heart has broken and my soul has frozen, death becomes life in the realm of twisted minds, and my darkness turns to light
in the eternal silence of my mind.

Life burns with a fire of repressed anger, blood runs through a broken fist, I am no longer myself between sanity and insanity

[ValonTheTalon]

Granted but your computer speed was so fast it downloaded viruses before you can realize it!!!

I wish I could drink Rum at the age of 13 and below
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HOLY CRAP UNLESS YOU HAD SWISS CHEESE!

[masskiller]

Granted, but there would be a limit of one sip per year until you are 18

I wish to have revenge
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My heart has broken and my soul has frozen, death becomes life in the realm of twisted minds, and my darkness turns to light
in the eternal silence of my mind.

Life burns with a fire of repressed anger, blood runs through a broken fist, I am no longer myself between sanity and insanity

[ValonTheTalon]

Granted but the object you revenged on did not die and revenged on you instead

I wish to be a famous manga artist
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HOLY CRAP UNLESS YOU HAD SWISS CHEESE!

[masskiller]

Granted, but your drawings came to life and suddenly a shinigami comes outta nowhere and kills you (shingami is Death God, or Soul Reaper)

I wish to get psyched onto drawing manga again so that I can finally make the story that has been on my head the past few months
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My heart has broken and my soul has frozen, death becomes life in the realm of twisted minds, and my darkness turns to light
in the eternal silence of my mind.

Life burns with a fire of repressed anger, blood runs through a broken fist, I am no longer myself between sanity and insanity

[Drago]

Granted but then the entired world will laugh at your story

I wish I was God in the Hell
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Holiday has cum!
And I'm assumed to be gone.

[Harkimo]

Granted, but now, all angels will try to kill you.

I wish I could play on expert with 100% handicap for the AI.
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Meh, CANT I have the redcoat as rank instead?